man scrolling through tumblr sees a feminist rant about hating men

iphisquandary:

plot twist: the man thinks, ah, she is simply expressing her frustration as a member of an oppressed group, whilst hating the construction of masculinity that was designed to keep her down, not necessarily all individual men such as myself…this is absolutely not the same thing as sexism and not a personal attack on me *keeps scrolling*

(Source: forever90s)

Paddy is the best

my co-worker was telling me about how she has to wake up at 6:30 for high school and I was just like HA! do not miss those days

you can’t blame me though because I am alone in this apartment with no Internet except my phone

aren’t you glad you’re not dating me

I’m working every day next week I think I’m gonna die

I’d never want to live alone cuz then there’d be no one else to blame if the toilet was clogged.

ineedtothinkofatitle asked: YOU'RE BACK I CAN BREATHE AGAIN

;)